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Captain Crazy's Handcrafted, Small-Batch Artisan Roasted and Smoked Nuts, Snack Mixes and Culinary Specialties

Get ready for a taste sensation unlike anything else! Our artisan creations are flavor-infused via a unique technique that will leave you wanting more.

  • Freshest and Largest Raw Nuts Available Provide Unparalleled Taste
  • Ingredients and Seasonings Sourced from the Highest Quality Purveyors in the US, and We Use No Added Enhancers Ever, Assuring Full, Natural Flavor
  • Flavor-Infusion Technique Means There's Never any Sticky Candy-Coating on Our Nuts - No Sticky Fingers!
  • Nuts are Dry-Roasted or Wood-Smoked in Small Batches, with Never any Oil, Frying or Liquid Smoke Used, Preserving the Natural Benefits of the Nuts
  • Snack Mixes are Unique Combinations of our Nuts and other Flavorful Ingredients, Resulting in a Full, Satisfying Taste

Warning: these nuts and snacks may cause sudden bursts of joy and uncontrollable cravings.

Proceed with caution and prepare for nutty deliciousness! They're INSANELY GOOD!

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Insanely Good Nuts and Snacks

Prepare yourself for an explosion of deliciousness! Captain Crazy's nuts and snacks are dangerously addictive. You've been warned!

  • Our Mission

    Prepare for an exciting journey with Captain Crazy's Nuts and Fine Snacks! Our goal is to offer you savory, spicy, and sweet flavored nuts, snacks, and culinary specialties that will tantalize your taste buds while steering clear of artificial flavor enhancers and unhealthy oils.